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Will Sargent

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I like books.

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Julia Wertz: Drinking at the movies (2010, Three Rivers Press) 5 stars

Review of 'Drinking at the movies' on 'Storygraph'

5 stars

Starts off as funny anecdotes about nights out and having no money and drinking and slides into horror show blackouts, depression, repeatedly getting fired and... well, just plain old life. And I love it. This is the perfect book for me.

So let me tell you about me. I'm a total flake. I haven't reconciled my checking account for three months. I haven't changed my sheets in three weeks. I haven't been to the gym in a week and if I don't eat the shitload of costco salad I bought, the entire damn bag is going to go rotten. And I ran out of milk and so tried making an omelette with plain yogurt instead.

But now, after reading this comic book? My life is now amazingly together and I am a paragon of rectitude. FUCK YEAH.

Charlotte Perkins Gilman: The yellow wall-paper (1996, The Feminist Press) 4 stars

Review of 'The yellow wall-paper' on 'Storygraph'

4 stars

Read it way, way back when I was 12. Even at the time, I remember thinking "Y U NOT GET OUT OF ROOM LOL U CRZY." But the sheer banality of it makes it disturbing... I mean the wallpaper? You can't even trust the wallpaper to have your back now? It's like you got attacked by the laundry hamper.

And of course, the social context of the protagonist is even creepier, with the very kind Man Who Will Take Care Of Her. Which is why at the end, you're concerned not about the result (either crazy or lost woman), but concerned that she may have, at the end, made the right call for her. And THAT... that's just scary.

Michael Pollan: Food rules (2009, Penguin Books) 4 stars

A pocket compendium of food wisdom from the author of The Omnivore's Dilemma and In …

Review of 'Food rules' on 'Storygraph'

4 stars

A very slim book that tells you all the things you need to do to eat a healthy diet. He distills it down to "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." And everything following talks more about that. There's a some interesting bits -- one rule is "Break the rules" and another one talks about making a window garden or plot so you can eat out of your own personal garden.

But the biggest thing has to be "Don't eat sugary preprocessed crap." Which I don't do already, so I'm good there. I think he had some things to say about "unidentifiable food" -- basically if you're eating a bacon explosion don't be surprised that it's not healthy for you -- but what really stands out is that the US diet is so amazingly unhealthy that it manages to make people sick when just about nothing else does. There are …

Italo Calvino: The complete Cosmicomics (2009, Penguin Classics) 3 stars

Review of 'The complete Cosmicomics' on 'Storygraph'

3 stars

It's somewhere between Einstein's Dreams and Lem's The Cyberiad - there are stories told using the early times of the Universe, of the world, of dinosaurs, molloscs and the "time" before the Big Bang. The storyteller is not a God, but clearly a more than human entity that remembers being different beings, but it's unclear how much he remembers from one story to the next, or if the stories all happen in the same world.

Despite being about the early days of the world, there are cheerfully anachronistic touches. One character, on seeing that his child does not recognize that he is a dinosaur, ends by walking far away and finally catching a train. Another story has him losing his sister when the Earth solidifies, only to find her later in 1912 married to a rail station manager.

There is no conclusion or deeper story involved, but it's almost more …

Stephen Baxter: Vacuum Diagrams (Paperback, Eos) 1 star

"And everywhere the Humans went, they found life..."This dazzling future history, winner of the 2000 …

Review of 'Vacuum Diagrams' on 'Storygraph'

1 star

This is a collection of short stories with an incredibly lame bridging mechanism that strains credibility all by itself... and oh dear god it gets worse as you keep reading.

It's science used with all the exaggerated care and concern of a man using tipex on his computer screen for the very first time. His short story in which "evolution" is the punchline is astonishing not just in its sheer wrongheadedness, but also in the implication in the story that this is a very clever ending and very clever people are impressed by it. By the very end of the series of stories, you realize that this isn't an attempt at science, but magic dressed up as science. The Similarion, only with lasers and the Maiar as quantum lattice foam.

But the stories are trite and predictable when they aren't boneheaded. The writing is terrible. The characters are there to …