Starts off as funny anecdotes about nights out and having no money and drinking and slides into horror show blackouts, depression, repeatedly getting fired and... well, just plain old life. And I love it. This is the perfect book for me.
So let me tell you about me. I'm a total flake. I haven't reconciled my checking account for three months. I haven't changed my sheets in three weeks. I haven't been to the gym in a week and if I don't eat the shitload of costco salad I bought, the entire damn bag is going to go rotten. And I ran out of milk and so tried making an omelette with plain yogurt instead.
But now, after reading this comic book? My life is now amazingly together and I am a paragon of rectitude. FUCK YEAH.
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Will Sargent reviewed Drinking at the movies by Julia Wertz
Review of 'Drinking at the movies' on 'Storygraph'
5 stars
Review of 'The yellow wall-paper' on 'Storygraph'
4 stars
Read it way, way back when I was 12. Even at the time, I remember thinking "Y U NOT GET OUT OF ROOM LOL U CRZY." But the sheer banality of it makes it disturbing... I mean the wallpaper? You can't even trust the wallpaper to have your back now? It's like you got attacked by the laundry hamper.
And of course, the social context of the protagonist is even creepier, with the very kind Man Who Will Take Care Of Her. Which is why at the end, you're concerned not about the result (either crazy or lost woman), but concerned that she may have, at the end, made the right call for her. And THAT... that's just scary.
Will Sargent rated After the Coup: 4 stars

After the Coup by John Scalzi (Old Man's War)
In a universe of harsh interstellar conflict, the practice of interspecies diplomacy—when possible—is important. So being a Colonial Union officer …
Will Sargent reviewed Emissaries from the dead by Adam-Troy Castro (EOS science fiction)
Review of 'Emissaries from the dead' on 'Storygraph'
3 stars
Clever detective story, with characters that have their own internal logic and an AI that is both plausible and not-stupid -- at least, to the extent that the story demands.
Will Sargent reviewed Food rules by Michael Pollan
A pocket compendium of food wisdom from the author of The Omnivore's Dilemma and In …
Review of 'Food rules' on 'Storygraph'
4 stars
A very slim book that tells you all the things you need to do to eat a healthy diet. He distills it down to "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." And everything following talks more about that. There's a some interesting bits -- one rule is "Break the rules" and another one talks about making a window garden or plot so you can eat out of your own personal garden.
But the biggest thing has to be "Don't eat sugary preprocessed crap." Which I don't do already, so I'm good there. I think he had some things to say about "unidentifiable food" -- basically if you're eating a bacon explosion don't be surprised that it's not healthy for you -- but what really stands out is that the US diet is so amazingly unhealthy that it manages to make people sick when just about nothing else does. There are …
A very slim book that tells you all the things you need to do to eat a healthy diet. He distills it down to "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." And everything following talks more about that. There's a some interesting bits -- one rule is "Break the rules" and another one talks about making a window garden or plot so you can eat out of your own personal garden.
But the biggest thing has to be "Don't eat sugary preprocessed crap." Which I don't do already, so I'm good there. I think he had some things to say about "unidentifiable food" -- basically if you're eating a bacon explosion don't be surprised that it's not healthy for you -- but what really stands out is that the US diet is so amazingly unhealthy that it manages to make people sick when just about nothing else does. There are Inuits living off seals and African tribes living almost entirely off of calves blood... even the French diet of cheese, bread and wine is healthier than Freetos and Hostess pies. (Sadly, he doesn't go into detail on pizza, but I bet Italian pizza is a very different beast than a Domino's Supreme Meat.)
Good read, hand it to kids and get them young.
Will Sargent reviewed The complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino
Review of 'The complete Cosmicomics' on 'Storygraph'
3 stars
It's somewhere between Einstein's Dreams and Lem's The Cyberiad - there are stories told using the early times of the Universe, of the world, of dinosaurs, molloscs and the "time" before the Big Bang. The storyteller is not a God, but clearly a more than human entity that remembers being different beings, but it's unclear how much he remembers from one story to the next, or if the stories all happen in the same world.
Despite being about the early days of the world, there are cheerfully anachronistic touches. One character, on seeing that his child does not recognize that he is a dinosaur, ends by walking far away and finally catching a train. Another story has him losing his sister when the Earth solidifies, only to find her later in 1912 married to a rail station manager.
There is no conclusion or deeper story involved, but it's almost more …
It's somewhere between Einstein's Dreams and Lem's The Cyberiad - there are stories told using the early times of the Universe, of the world, of dinosaurs, molloscs and the "time" before the Big Bang. The storyteller is not a God, but clearly a more than human entity that remembers being different beings, but it's unclear how much he remembers from one story to the next, or if the stories all happen in the same world.
Despite being about the early days of the world, there are cheerfully anachronistic touches. One character, on seeing that his child does not recognize that he is a dinosaur, ends by walking far away and finally catching a train. Another story has him losing his sister when the Earth solidifies, only to find her later in 1912 married to a rail station manager.
There is no conclusion or deeper story involved, but it's almost more alien in the familiar concepts -- for example, what does it mean to be an "immigrant" before there is any such thing as time and space? Calvino doesn't shy away from the inherent absurdity in the stories he's telling, which ironically makes them stronger.
Will Sargent reviewed Vacuum Diagrams by Stephen Baxter
Review of 'Vacuum Diagrams' on 'Storygraph'
1 star
This is a collection of short stories with an incredibly lame bridging mechanism that strains credibility all by itself... and oh dear god it gets worse as you keep reading.
It's science used with all the exaggerated care and concern of a man using tipex on his computer screen for the very first time. His short story in which "evolution" is the punchline is astonishing not just in its sheer wrongheadedness, but also in the implication in the story that this is a very clever ending and very clever people are impressed by it. By the very end of the series of stories, you realize that this isn't an attempt at science, but magic dressed up as science. The Similarion, only with lasers and the Maiar as quantum lattice foam.
But the stories are trite and predictable when they aren't boneheaded. The writing is terrible. The characters are there to …
This is a collection of short stories with an incredibly lame bridging mechanism that strains credibility all by itself... and oh dear god it gets worse as you keep reading.
It's science used with all the exaggerated care and concern of a man using tipex on his computer screen for the very first time. His short story in which "evolution" is the punchline is astonishing not just in its sheer wrongheadedness, but also in the implication in the story that this is a very clever ending and very clever people are impressed by it. By the very end of the series of stories, you realize that this isn't an attempt at science, but magic dressed up as science. The Similarion, only with lasers and the Maiar as quantum lattice foam.
But the stories are trite and predictable when they aren't boneheaded. The writing is terrible. The characters are there to advance the plot and may as well have the relevant tropes stamped on to their foreheads. And by the time you get to the end of the book, you wonder how on Earth something so dated and parochial (seriously, humans? Made of flesh? At the end of the universe?) could stand up as a theory and you're waiting for the wizard to pull away the curtain and...
...nope. It really is that dumb.
Will Sargent rated The stone canal: 4 stars
Will Sargent rated The Sky Road (Fall Revolution): 2 stars

The Sky Road (Fall Revolution) by Ken MacLeod
Centuries after the catastrophic Deliverance, humanity is again reaching into space. And Clovis, a young scholar working in the spaceship-construction …